We Are Emo: A Picspam

[stardustonsable]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

you did it.

i love you.


hardcore


*joins the emo death cult despite being WAAAY too old for this shit*

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

^.^
I did. you swaid that and I decided that it had to be done.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

huzzah! And there was much rejoicing

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I'm older than you, hon.

Am I actually old enough to be your mother?

*counts on fingers*

Not quite.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

I thought your eldest was older than me?

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

*peers at you*

Could be, could be.

In that case, I *am* old enough to be your mother. So, do I get to have inappropriate thoughts about you then? Because that would be kind of neat...

*smacks self*

Bad Elaine. Leave the innocent Aki alone.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Inappropriate thoughts, hmm...do I need special clothing for that? Or is it a 'come as you are' kind of thing (I'm sure you can insert your own joke here...or there)

And hey, no smacking unless you ask nicely - I'm already all alone, and innocent got lost in the move! :)


Now you've got me curious as to whether you are old enough to be my mother...what's our ballpark figure here...

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking we'd need a 17 year age gap. I had my first child at 19, so that's not much different from what actually happened.

*takes this to email for true confessions of actual age*

[chaosmanor.livejournal.com]

We've decided I'm old enough to be akire_yta's mother.

This is deeply exciting.

That makes me everyone else's grandmother, or something. Push my wheelchair faster, you brats.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

you'd totally be the wicked old granny who has nude wheelchair races with the hot nurses

Goddess, does this make me a bandom!mummy? *looks at sirritwist oh crap

t_usual_suspect? YOU'RE JOINING ME HERE, MISSY!

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

So i was perusing this post today, after speaking with our illustrious post-host about how long we've known each other (and you'll notice this post is now appropriately tagged, too. ~is proud of self~)

Yes. I am a bandom!mummy. I'm not *quite* old enough to be most of these kids' mom, but there's a couple that if I'd be a REALLY YOUNG mother, it would squeak by.

And then there's the whole "i am old enough to adopt any of them now". oh god.

~goes to get cane~

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*is illustrious*
*preen preen*
:p

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

you and i can totally pull the "when we were young fangirls" shit now, can't we?

*sets up the rocker*

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that time when we were both on [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]? Good times, good times....
*rocks*

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

we remember wolfshirts before it went mainstream....*creakrockcreak*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

We totally can. I've been in fandom since I was but a wee thing.

HEY KIDS. GET OFF MY LAWN

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

MA LAWN, GET OFF IT! *rock creak*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

When i was a girl, we had to walk uphill to school for four miles! in the snow! BOTH WAYS!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Why I remember when Slashatthedisco was good! *creakrockcreak*

DAMNED KIDS DON'T SET THAT DOG ON FIRE

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

carrying younger fen on our BACKS!

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

~shakes cane and sips prune and fiber smoothie~

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*sips cranberry juice and sends links for FOB GSF*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

...YOU CAN'T BE TEASING A WOMAN OF MY ADVANCED YEARS!

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

*gnaws toothlessly at a rusk made out of dried Mary Sues*

kids today. don't know how easy they have it...

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

Not a clue, not a clue. horribly spoiled whippersnappers.