We Are Emo: A Picspam

[stardustonsable]

Hi *waves* you can thank/blame akire_yta  for this little foray into the comical stylings of Dani. ilu bb.

We are emo! We will corrupt your society and lead your kids to do bad things! But first, we will show you our leaders.

This is your stereotypical emo kid.

This is My Chemical Romance. Death Cult. They’re our leaders.

 

…yeah

 

Gerard Way, their lead singer and originator of the death cult idea.

 

Yeah….he does that a lot. Oh look! Here he’s dressed like a hoodlum!

...We can’t get him to stop smiling

This is Mikeyway, his monotone and usually expressionless brother. 

 

…WTH?!

 

Stop that!

 

Ugh. This is Frank. He’s a good Jersey boy. Italian, probably has mob ties.

 

>.>…this is Ray. He has Thighs of Steel that he will Crush You With.

 

Do any of these guys know how to look threatening? Oh! Bob! He will Fuck You Up.

 

-.-….moving on.

 

Pete Wentz! He is the originator of emo. Despite the fact that the genre originated in the 80’s See! He’s being threatening! This is his Wentzface. Grr!

He will corrupt you with lyrics about sex and death!

O.O stop that! Stop smiling!

 

Moving on to Patrick! He has anger management issues and is violate. His voice is sexual.

 

 

…um. Joe! Joe smokes pot. And has tattoos. He’s awkward!

 

 

 

Um. Shit. Andy! He has Alternative Beliefs. He’s an anarchist.

Ok. Can I take a break from this and just say oh holy shit look at his fucking wais and hips.

 

Moving on to Pete’s progeny. Panic at the Disco! They are Odd. And pretty. Haha see, that was a pun. They sing songs about sinning and prostitution. Evil!

This is Brendon. He will lure you into emo with his pillowy lips and deceptively doe-like eyes. But DON’T BE FOOLED!

This is Spencer. He has a bitchface that can freeze hell over. And he isn’t afraid to use it.

 

 

 

I…um. I can’t combat that. Jon Walker!

 

…-.- we can’t get him to stop.

 

 Its…probably time to rap this up. We’ll end it with our perfect emo boy! He is what we all aspire to be! He is the Quintessential Emo Kid!

…what the shit is this? Is that tamboriene? Is he smiling?! Argh!

In conclusion:

 

....what?

Ok, guys, you probably know what sparked this. People blaming MCR for that poor girl's death. By no means am I making fun of her, nor her family's loss. But I think we're all in aigreeance that its disrespectful to her and her family to blame her death on the music she listened to.,

Comments

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have a stroller, he's 4! he has a "BYTHICLE!!!" (his word). we can hook a cart up to it. :D

YES OMG YES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

*gets on the tannoy*

The little red wagon will be entering the main area in five minutes. Please have exact change and your own damn glass.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

ya know, i'm going to Warped this summer. I wonder what they'd do if I offered them Merit Badges:

Most Beautiful Smile

Most Bendy Lead Singer

Most Ridiculous Gang Sign

oh wait, those are more like awards than merit badges...hmmmm

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

besides, we need the merit badge. Best threeway. Achievement in smoop. Things like that

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Best AU.


...
could you imagine the blood bath THAT would be?

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

we'd have to subdivide the category! Or make it the entry level merit badge and give everyone one!

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Best AU! erm...Best MCR AU! erm....Best Frank/Gerard AU! ah....Best Frank/Gerard AU where no one dies, Bob is quiet, Mikey is slutty and Ray gets is well hung! oh um, damnit, you all win!

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA


Best use of a sentient starfish in an AU would still be hotly contested in a three-way tie


Oh bandom, ILU!

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

sounds like we're trying to come up with a mockery of fic awards. ~cackles~

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

*gasp*
Us?
No. Of course not.
*innocentface*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

ahahahahah

THE EMO DEATH CULT RAINBOW UNICORN SUNSHINE AWARDS

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

where we read your fic and tell you're if youre worthy of an award. there are already designated places to cry if you lose.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

completely stocked with bandboys for shoulders to cry on, to cuddle and compfrt. Trust us when we say you *want* to be told your fic isn't worthy.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

any version of an AU bandboy that you want *nod*

the winners get textually rendered joy. (that is, icons that say u r a winnah!)

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Us? *innocent look* We'd never do that *flutters eyelashes*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

we're as pure and innocent as fresh snow before the huskies have gotten to it :)

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

DIDN'T WE ALREADY HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?

[(Anonymous)]

yes, you have. but you should repeat it for my benefit. I wanna be pure too! *pushes that one PWP behind back*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

...

~eyes suspiciously~

I'm all for procrastination, but....

anyway, the conversation went something like thus:

Pure? Pure? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*kicks livejournal*

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

that random anonymous person? that was me. *nod* Procrastination is bad. Go. Do...shit.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

QUITE POSSIBLY!


*goes to find her work brain before the meeting, but suspects the huskies got here first too...naughty huskies*

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

WATCH OUT WHERE THOSE HUSKIES GO AND...

wash your brain off before using it?

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

y'know its kindve hard to explain why I'm giggling to my mother without sounding odd.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

rinse well before use!